The University of Naboo

Introducing our University and Chancellor May 31, 2006

The University of Naboo one of the finest universities in this galaxy and others, this year, we start off a glorious new year under the leadership of our new Chancellor, the veteran Galactic Senator Jar Jar Binks. This year we are going to host one of the most important historical symposiums ever, entitled simply, "The Empire", we are going to look back on that controversial era.

This blog has been specially created to advance knowledge and understanding of one of the best institutions of learning in the entire universe. Today, we will introduce our venerable Chancellor, Jar Jar Binks.

Chancellor Binks was already known for a stellar political career, in which his honesty, integrity and straightforwardness were unquestionable. But few forget the all-Galactic success story that defined his life.

Chancellor Binks was born and bred in the noble Gungan tribe of Naboo itself. As a lowly youth, Chancellor Binks sought to overcome the dire circumstances of his birth, and dedicated his life to adventure and indeed, went on one of the greatest adventures himself, when he met a young lad back then known as merely Anakin Skywalker, father of current Jedi Council President Luke Skywalker, and the controversial founder of the Empire known as Darth Vader. The legendary Pod race that Chancellor Binks took part in alongside Young Skywalker was one of the most celebrated sporting events in the history of the Galactic 500, and remains a landmark of Galactic racing fans worldwide. In that race the two defeated the mighty Sebulba, and set a new landmark sporting record.

Chancellor Binks as a youth also joined the Gungan Grand Army, and served valiantly in the battle upon the Separatist Droids on Naboo itself, where he valiantly wrestled an enemy cannon before it could destroy his own troops.

Later on, Chancellor Binks would become an important Senator in the first Galactic Senate itself, even though the onset of the Empire would sadly interrupt his political career for the next two decades, Chancellor Binks has proven in the New Republic with his inspired leadership of the University of Naboo, that he can and will continue to serve the Galaxy into his twilight years.

Chancellor Binks led a life filled with adventure, promise and greatness. And he will lead the University of Naboo in the same direction.

As the Wookiee saying goes: Graff gruff graaaa graaa graa graa roar roar grunt grunt grunt hooooorrrrrrruuuggggggh!